Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Naked Reaction Index: an article preview

An article I've been pitching around is "The Naked Reaction Index", which involves the initial reaction one has upon seeing another nude for the first time, not entirely unlike the unwrapping of a present. Now there are reactions beneath those which I'll outline here, but if you have standards, those of the "eww" "ech" and "eek!" assortment will never be encountered.
*First off is that of a normal physique, acceptable, just better than average. "Oh."
*When the garbs drop to the floor and natural beauty alongside light but symmetrical muscular definition alongside body shape is revealed, one may be motivated to emit an "Oh My..."
*The final level is that of direct effort and subsequent achievement, when natural beauty is augmented by physical training, dieting, and superficial primping like keeping a tight trim, that of "Oh My God!"
... What level are you?

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